Wednesday, April 18, 2007

whacky quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it


We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.


Forgive your enemies but remember their names।


The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action।


Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.

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